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What do you call a caveman who is walking really slow?

A Meanderthal.

What do you call an intelligent sloth?

Slo-mo sapiens

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist aske...

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