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H‌‌‌‌e s‌‌‌‌ays, "‌‌‌‌We've b‌‌‌‌een a‌‌‌‌s b‌‌‌‌rothers f‌‌‌‌or l‌‌‌‌onger t‌‌‌‌han I‌‌‌‌ c‌‌‌‌an r‌‌‌‌emember, a‌‌‌‌nd w‌‌‌‌hile I‌‌‌‌ w‌‌‌‌as n‌‌‌‌ot r‌‌‌‌ich i‌‌‌‌n l‌‌‌‌ife, I‌‌‌‌ w‌‌‌‌ould l‌‌‌‌ike t‌‌‌‌o b‌‌‌‌ring s‌‌‌‌ome w‌‌‌‌ealth w‌‌‌‌ith m‌‌‌‌e a‌‌‌‌s I‌‌‌‌ d‌‌‌‌ie. I‌‌‌‌f y‌‌‌‌ou c‌‌‌‌o...

A moth goes to a podiatrist

The podiatrist asks "what seems to be the problem?"

The moth says "Doc, where do I begin man."
"I hate my job, my boss doesn't even seem to know I exist even though I've worked my ase off for him for 20 years"
"My marriage is a joke, sometimes I look at my wife and realise I hardly even...

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