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Similes Jokes

I'm not very good at similes

I'm like a guy that's not very good at similes

Similes...

What are they like?

Nobody ever explained similes to me;

I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like.

So I went on a date with this woman who didn’t stop using similes all evening...

I don’t know what I metaphor.

I've got a horrible memory.

I couldn't remember what onomatopoeia or metaphor meant and then BAM it hit me like lighting. It was like the time I remembered similes and realized I am dumb as a box of rocks.

I’m pretty indifferent about most literary devices...

...but I avoid similes like the plague.

When your not clever enough for metaphors...

I've found literal comparisons make great fact similes.

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