My buddy sidled up next to me at the club and said, "Hate to be the one to break this to you, but I just saw some dude put his arms around your girl three times." I laughed and told him I didn’t believe him because...
Nobody’s got arms that long.
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A guy in this late twenties is sitting at a bar alone, when he sees a woman sitting across the bar. She's attractive for her age, but she's probably around 60 the guy guesses. He finds his mind wondering, thinking if she was 20 years younger she'd be an absolute dime. And as he is in this imagin...
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A cowboy walks into a deserted saloon...
And there's no tinkling waltz on the piano, no gentle buzzing about the days activities, it's empty. A mournful bartender polishes an immaculate glass and halfheartedly waves away a fat, clueless fly.
The cowboy sidled into a stool and fished a coin out of his pocket. He flicked it with his t...
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