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An old bloke woke up, to celebrate 92nd birthday...

He spoke to his toes. He said, “Hello toes! How are you? You know, you're 92 today. Oh the times we’ve had! Remember we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!”

“Hello, knees,” he continued. “How are you? Yo...

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A man is fed up with his lack of a sex life...

So he decides to enter the priesthood, and devote his life to religion. He enters the monastery and speaks to a clergyman, who tells him before he can become a priest he must prove that his mind is empty of impure thoughts.
The man and 9 other applicants are gathered in a room and sat down on a b...

No Room at the Inn

"I'm desperate for a room," pleaded John. "Everywhere else is fully booked!"

"I'm really sorry," replied the motel receptionist, "but we're booked up too. It's because of the convention."

"Nothing at all? Not even a bed?"

"Well, I do have a double room with only one occupant,"...

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