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Shofar Jokes

What did the young rabbi say when I asked her how her first Rosh Hashana service was going?

Shofar sho good.

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Two men were passing by a synagogue Rosh Hashanah when they heard a loud noise that sounded like a horn.

“What the heck was that?”
“Oh, the Jews are blowing the shofar on their new year.”
“Wow! They know how to treat their help!”

A girlfriend wanted to clue in her boyfriend that she's in the mood~~

Knowing that he's a fan of quizzes and riddles, she proposes this set of questions:

1. What unit of verse has a short syllable followed by a long one?
2. What's the comfiest place to watch TV?
3. What do you call a monarch of old?
4. Of what is the *Shofar* made?
5. What does the...

My girlfriend asked me why I always volunteer to drive her around on Rosh Hashanah...

I dunno, I just heard they always blow the shofar.

True Rosh Hashanah story

This is an actual conversation between my non-Jewish friend and his Jewish wife many years ago, before his first time going to High Holiday services:

Husband: So, can you tell me what to expect at Rosh Hashanah services?

Wife: It's a great ceremony. The best part is when they blow the ...

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