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What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?

"Pardon me ladies, but is ANYTHING all right?"


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Where does a Hasidic Jew get his hair cut?

The hair shalom

So a wolf comes to a village with three awfully farmilar houses

“Shalom” Says the Wolf

“Phew” Says the three little pigs

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A member of ISIS, separated from his group after an attack, was walking through the desert near the point of death. He stumbles upon, of all things, a shop. He runs over to the shop and pleeds, "Water! Please give me water!"

The Jewish shop owner shakes his head, "I am sorry, sir. I only ...

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