Do you really enjoy joining pieces of sheet metal together all day long?

Yes, it's riveting.

How do frogs fasten sheet metal?

Ribbets

I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.

The story was riveting.

What happens when you eat aluminium foil?

You sheet metal

What do you do after you eat gravel?

Sheetrock. For those keeping track at home, yes I repurposed a sheet metal joke from a post on another sub a couple days ago but I worked in construction and this made more sense to me.

What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed?

Sheet metal.

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Looking for similar jokes to 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'

Hey /r/jokes,

Looking for some sarcastic one liners. All I got so far is:

* Does a bear shit in the woods?
* Is the pope catholic?
* Is grass green?
* Is the sky blue?
* Is the tin-mans cock made of sheet metal?
* Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

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