UPJOKE
steelmetalaluminumcermettin platefoiltinsilverplatinumstructural steelsteelworkplywoodtilestainless steelwood

Sheet Metal Jokes

How do frogs fasten sheet metal?

Ribbets

Do you really enjoy joining pieces of sheet metal together all day long?

Yes, it's riveting.

What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal

I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.

The story was riveting.

What do you do after you eat gravel?

Sheetrock. For those keeping track at home, yes I repurposed a sheet metal joke from a post on another sub a couple days ago but I worked in construction and this made more sense to me.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Little Johnnie Strikes Again

A new grade school teacher was trying to get acquainted with her class, by asking them what their parents did. She started with Billy, who said that his mother was a doctor.

"Very good, Billy," the teacher said. "Mary, I believe you're next."

Mary stood and said, "My daddy's a lawyer...

What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed?

Sheet metal.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Looking for similar jokes to 'Does a bear shit in the woods?'

Hey /r/jokes,

Looking for some sarcastic one liners. All I got so far is:

* Does a bear shit in the woods?
* Is the pope catholic?
* Is grass green?
* Is the sky blue?
* Is the tin-mans cock made of sheet metal?
* Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

Once, many many years ago, there was a fad among fast food restaurants

to put historical, sometimes military or industrial items in their front yards as a kind of attraction/plaything; an old howitzer or maybe even a train caboose that kids could inspect or climb on. Sometimes these unlikely things would be decorated with the characters or dishes of the food chain. For...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.