Sheep Farmer Jokes - 15 Hilarious Sheep Farmer Jokes

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The sheep Farmer

A Welsh man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but...

What’s a sheep farmer’s pronouns?

She/ar

Why was the sheep farmer confused when IT came to fix his computer?

He kept telling him he had bad RAM.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

A reporter interviews a sheep farmer.

They are standing next to a large meadow where lots of black and white sheep are being pastured.

"So how much grass do the sheep eat every day?" asks the reporter.

"Do you mean black or white sheep?" asks he farmer.

"Okay, let's say black."

"Oh, they eat about ten pounds ...

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Sheep Farmers

There's these two old sheep farmers who have been working on this farm for decades. They hire a new ranch hand and after a few weeks he comes to the old men and is a little nervous.

The young ranch hand says "Guys, I don't want to be crass or anything but I haven't been with a woman in a rea...

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What did Gandalf say to the sheep farmer that wanted to cross his land?

Ewe shall not pass.

Sheeps

3 sheep farmers, an Australian and a New Zealander and a Welshman are in a bar having a drink and chatting.

The Welshman asks the other two in what position they have relations with their sheep if needs become desperate.

The Kiwi says "Well, I'll grab a sheep by the back legs like a wh...

So there's this sheep farmer who had money troubles because he wasn't selling a lot of wool. He decided to sell the meat instead...

...needless to say, things went from baa to wurst.

Where do Welsh sheep farmers take their fleece to send overseas?

OooOooo woolwarves of London

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Sheep farming can be a lonely career

After college a young man decides to attempt to back pack across Canada. In his travels he comes upon a sheep farmer from Nova Scotia, and after a short conversation is overcome with curiosity and decides to ask the farmer about his relationship with the sheep.

"Have you ever had sex with th...

A Texan cattle rancher was in New Zealand

and visited a local pub in a sheep farming area of the South Island. He struck up a conversation with a sheep farmer in the pub. After a bit of chit chat, the Texan asked the Kiwi a question. The conversation went thus:

Texan - “So, how long does it take you to go from one end of your farm to...

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Old farmers joke I learned when I was little.

Farmer John was a quiet little farmer, living on his farm with his wife and his tiny flock of sheep that only counted 8 female sheep´s and one ram.

One fall something horrible happened, he lost his ram. And since the closest sheep farmer was over 9 hour drive one way, he ran to his neighbor t...

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An amateur woodworker moves to a new neighborhood and makes some friends at a local bar he goes to every other week.

An amateur woodworker moves to a new neighborhood and makes some friends at a local bar he goes to every other week. As a way to say thanks to the community, he offers to take down and rebuild a brand new deck at the bar. The bar owner, who practically lives at the bar day-in day-out, doesn't want t...

Fries

Bobby was a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females.

He hired a French guy who didn`t speak much English, but was a very good worker.

After the first day, Bobby and the French guy ha...

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