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Sheamus Jokes

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So it was St. Patrick's Day in Ireland...

and Sheamus and Murphy were going to grab some beers. As they went out Sheamus looked at Murphy and said "Murphy it's Saint Patrick's day and we don't got fuckin' money, what are we gonna do?"
Murphy says "I got an idea meet me at the butcher shop in 10 minutes."
10 minutes goes by and they'r...

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An old Irish man is sitting at the pub

and he seems to be upset, so the bartender walks over and says "Sheamus, whats wrong?". Sheamus says "You know that dock, down at the lake? You know I built that right?" Bartender says, yeah Sheamus, everyone knows you built that." Sheamus says "But nobody calls me Sheamus the dock builder do they?"...

Paddy's bad day at work...

Paddy the irishman is at work, gets a call from his boss in the office.
paddy goes into the office & takes the call, comes out 5 mins later looking very sad & upset.

The boss says: what on earth happened paddy?

Paddy: The hospital in London just rang up & told me my mo...

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