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Battle Royal Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Why are there no wheel chair characters in battle royal games?

Because it's last person standing wins.

I want to improve this whole Battle Royale craze

I want it to be Battle Royale with cheese

There is going to be a battle royal between religious leaders

I would put $20 on the Dalai Lama if I were a Tibetan man.

I worked out how long the Battle Royale trend is going to last

A fortnight.

99 dead in Tesla autopilot car crash

This has caused Tesla to drop all ideas of a battle Royale mode for Tesla cars

I bought a new desk from IKEA....

And I noticed that a piece was missing. It was a connecting rod that should have been marked "A."

I called IKEA and told them about my issue. They said there must have been a shortage, but this was a limited-run item. I asked them what I should do. At that time, they informed me that I wa...

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