He had been unwell for a while, and the time was drawing near. The man had asked for his family to be gathered in the bedroom to say their goodbyes.
“Is my darling wife here with me?”
“Yes, love.”
“And is my son here, in the bedroom with me?”
“Yes Father, I’m here.” ...
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A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vets
He says: “I’ve come to talk wi’ thee about me cat.”
The vet replies: “is it a tom?”
The Yorkshireman says: “no, I’ve brought him here wi’ me.”
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A Yorkshireman and his dog go to the vet
The Yorkshireman says, "My dog's swallowed a condom." and the vet says, "You did the right thing bringing him here. Leave him and I'll keep him under observation. When he's passed it, I'll phone you." The Yorkshireman leaves, and 10 minutes later the vet's phone rings. It's the Yorkshireman, who ...
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
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A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it weh us.".
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A prostitute says to a Yorkshireman, "Would you like to sleep with me for 100 quid?"
The Yorkshireman says, "I'm not tired, but I could do with the money"
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A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately."
A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately." 'Sure.' says the vet. 'First things first, Is it a Tom?' "Nah" he replies "I've got it 'ere wi me"
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A Texan ranch owner
A Texan ranch owner was visiting UK and visited a local pub in a sheep farming area of Yorkshire. He struck up a conversation with a sheep farmer in the pub. After a bit of chit chat, the Texan asked the Yorkshireman a question. The conversation went thus:
Texan - “So, how long does it take y...
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