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Optometrist

After several months of “gentle encouragement” from my partner, I finally went to see the eye doctor.

First she did a pressure test, blowing a puff of air into each eye and carefully observing my responses on a monitor.
Then she examined each eye with the little hand-held lights.

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Bought A Pair Of Polarized Sunglasses

Some people like 'em, some people hate 'em.

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