Self Isolation Jokes - 11 Hilarious Self Isolation Jokes

What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?

Mumbai

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The boredom of self isolation. Day (9)

Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a naked flame to the base, it eventually gets sucked in?

If you did know this, and you know how to get it out, please message me ...............Urgently.

The self isolation is keeping families united

My dad finally returned home with the milk

This self isolation is so bad,I've been crushing on my room mate

and we've been married twenty years!

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Taking the "hands on" approach to self isolation turned out to be globally recognized advice from Pornhub.

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Heard a Dr. on TV say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives.

So I looked through the house to find all the things I’ve started but hadn't finished...so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite...

During this covid self isolation I went outside for a brief moment, the door closed behind, and I didn't have my house keys with me. So l called a locksmith for help...

... when he arrived, i asked, "you sure you should be out during l this lockdown?"

He replied, "it's okay, I'm a key worker".

A time traveler comes back from the year 2045

I encountered a time traveler today. During my self isolation he came to the door dressed in a hazmat suit. I was of course alarmed when I opened the door to such a site. He quickly explained who he was and asked if he could have just a few minutes of my time. I didn't believe anything he was sa...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To practice self isolation.

Might have to join a gang to survive this

I didn't realize staying at home in self isolation with my kids was going to be this tough.

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