Self Help Book Jokes - 5 Hilarious Self Help Book Jokes

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To librarian: Can I have self help book for men with small penis?

Librarian: It isn't in yet.

" Yes, that's the one"

My self help books

I have a great book on organization
*but I can't seem to find it*

I have a book that helps with procrastination
*But I haven't gotten around to it*

I have started a book on joke telling
*But I haven't finished it*

Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor?

I hate my shelf.

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I asked the librarian in my local bookshop if they had the self help book for men with small penises.

She said, “I don’t think it’s in yet.”

“Yeah that’s the one” I said!

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A guy walks into the library

A man walks into the library and asks the librarian where are the self help books? The librarian said "well if I tell you it would defeat the purpose"

Alternative:

A man walks into the library and asks the librarian where are the books on suicide? The librarian said "Fuck You we'll nev...

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