Self Deprecating Jokes - 11 Hilarious Self Deprecating Jokes

[Request] Self deprecating joke about height for wedding

Long story short, I am officiating a wedding between the 2 tallest and most stunning friends I have. I am about 5'9 VS his 6'4 I would like to make some jab about them not being able to get anyone taller or when they asked me i immediately started thinking about how tall of a stool I would need to f...

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Self deprecating jokes are the best.

Unless I make them.

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I wish I were better at self deprecating jokes

Unfortunately I'm far too insecure about myself to make them

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I heard that people like self deprecating jokes

Too bad I am not good at them

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I’m done making self deprecating jokes!

I’m not funny enough anyway.

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Everyone says I'm best at self deprecating humor

But I don't think it's very good

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Wanna hear a self deprecating joke?

I think gays are stupid.

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Bill Gates is the king of self deprecating dick jokes

After he named his company after his.

French sense of humor

So me (not a German, but was living in Germany those days) and a colleague (who is French and lives in France too) were "on-site" in Austria visiting a customer. After the work day was over we went to a nearby farmer's market just for a stroll. We saw some lovely and cheap lemons there and I wanted ...

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I ask my girlfriend what lottery I won to deserve her.

Her(self deprecating as always): the dollar scratch off!

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Hits a bit too close to home

My favorite type of humor is self deprecating. That way nobody I care about gets hurt.

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