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How do you bid farewell to an Islamophobic Crocodile?

See ya later, Allah-hater!

What do you never hear a blind man say?

See ya later

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Long but gold, Couldn’t find it posted before. Marked NSFW for swearing. But how on earth this man gunna get broccoli??

There’s a grocery store, with a giant sign first thing in the doors that says “no broccoli”.

A man walks into this grocery store, walks up to the counter and says “hey man, you got any broccoli?”
The cashier looks at him and says “nah man we have no broccoli, sign out front says no brocco...

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Lucky

A bloke is walking down the street and runs into a mate of his. “How are ya Bill?”
“Ahhh don’t call me Bill call me lucky.”
“Lucky? Why lucky?”
“Well I had ten bucks and bet it on the horse and doubled my money.”
“Good for you Lucky! See ya later!”

The next day the same b...

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