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Sea Monster Jokes

What's the british sea monster's favorite food?

Fish and ships

What do you get if you cross a sea monster and a duck?

A quacken

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken?

What is a sea monsters favourite snack?

Ship n dip

What day of the week do sea monsters get married?

Wednesday

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Bob was swimming when a sea monster grabbed him by the balls.

“Plus 2 or minus 2?” Said the monster

“Plus 2!” Said Bob, but when he got out of the water he discovered he now had 4 balls. Bob was pissed with having 4 balls, but he figured he’d find the monster and this time say “minus 2” and return to normal, so Bob goes for another swim. After swimming ...

Two sea monsters are chillin’ in the ocean.

A ship full of potatoes sails by and the first sea monster gobbles it up. A second ship full of potatoes sails by and the monster gobbles that one up as well. After seeing this happen several more times the second sea monster turns to the first and says “Dude, what’s with you and these ships?”
...

You should never take what a sea monsters says seriously.

They're always Kraken jokes.

A Greek guy walks into a tavern and sees two sea monsters arguing

"What's up with them?" he asks.

"Oh, that's scylla and charybdis."

"Are they usually this angry?"

"Yeah, but they're not violent. Just don't get between them."

What do you get when you cross BBQ'ed pork with a gigantic sea monster?

Release the Kracklen!

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