Man to his wife: "If I died before you, would you remarry?". Wife: "Oh well I'd have to think about it but yes, I probably would." Man: "Would you stay in this house?" Wife: "Well, it's a nice house dear, I think I would" Man: "Would you sleep in this bed?" Wife: "I like the bed, it's...
Do you know why firetrucks are red?
Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 people.
There are 12 inches in a ruler
Queen Elizabeth is a ruler
There was a ship named Queen Elizabeth
Ships sail on seas
Seas have fish
Fish have fins
People from Finland are Finns
Just incase you were thinking of buying a boat
I hear they have a sail on
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It was a fine day out on the sea...
when a young sailer prepared to set sail on his first voyage. Before he boarded the vessel, he came across an old pirate sitting drunkenly on the docks.
"Hey, old-timer," he began, "you look like you've seen your fair share of sea. Could you spare some advise for a young sailer?"
A British guy, a French guy, a Texan, and a Mexican are all on a boat together.
They sail on for a while, when suddenly a storm breaks loose. The boat begins to fill with water. Realizing that sinking in inevitable, the Brit screams "God save the Queen!", and then jumps off.
They remaining three are fine for a while, but water is still pouring into the boat. Realizing th...
A merchant ship captain spots a pirate vessel in the distance...
He says, "First mate, there is a pirate vessel coming straight for us. We must take evasive maneuvers. And bring me my red shirt."
The first mate says, "Your red shirt? Why captain?"
Captain says, "So if I am wounded in the coming battle, the men won't know see me bleed."