When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas.
But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies.
What do you call polyamorous pirates?
An open sea relation-ship.
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There's a competition about bravery in the military force.
* First goes the french. The general tells his soldier: "Soldier, i want you to go into open sea, fight a shark, kill it, and bring it." So does the soldier, and returns after 15 minutes with the dead shark. The general says: that's ...