A man walks into a sculptors studio and says...

"I would like a bust in my image so how much would that cost?"

The sculptor says " woah you only just walked in the door and you are already talking prices, let's back up a bit"

The man replied " I'm sorry I'm getting a head of myself"

Hundreds of years after their deaths, Galileo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Marco Polo are walking in heaven and decide to have a conversation with Jesus...

Galileo says, “Jesus, I’ve been thinking about my past life on Earth, and I wanted to know what I am remembered for all these years later.”

Jesus pauses and replies, “Galileo, you are remembered as the Father of Modern Physics. By being one of the first to apply mathematics to motion, you le...

A world class clockmaker dies and goes to Heaven

Johan Hallowed was a master of his craft. He made everything from grandfather clocks to pocket watches to wrist watches. He even helped in the restoration of Big Ben. He finds himself at the Pearly Gates and even St. Peter is a fan of Johan's work. But due to a mixup, Johan was sent to spend eterni...

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