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Don't step on the ducks!

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and a...

An old man dies and wakes up in a strange ethereal world.

The first thing he sees is another old man with a curvaceous young lady on his lap.

‘This must be heaven!’ he exclaims, ‘Is she your reward?’

‘No,’ replies the other old man, ‘We’re in hell and I’m her punishment!’

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One day a beautiful young woman goes to the church confessional. (slightly NSFW)

One day a beautiful young woman goes to the church confessional.

"Forgive me father", she says as she sits down in the booth, "I have sinned".

"What is your sin, my child?" asks the priest as he eyes her curvaceous body through the holes of the booth window.

"Father, I took the ...

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