Whats the difference between running in front of a car and running after a car?
When you run after the car, you get exhausted. If you run in front of it, you'll get tired.
Two orphan children are on the run after stealing a big basket of tangerines from the store
They run into the cemetery to hide, but drop two at the gate Child 1: It's fine! We have plenty more in the basket. Hurry! We must hide!
They find a bush to take cover and begin counting out the tangerines... "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you"
They...
A lost dog wanders through the jungle. In the distance a lion sees him and whispers: "I'm going to eat him, I have never seen anything like that before."
The lion then began to approach the dog in a threatening manner. When the dog realized this, he panicked, but as he tried to run away, he saw a bone nearby, and he got the idea to speak out loud. "Lion meat is delicious!"
The lion suddenly stopped and said: "Wow, this guy is stronger than he...
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I always go for a run after sex
I don't want to get caught.
girls used to literally run after me, but they stoped
because I stopped stealing their bags.
A rabbi worked the criminal underground had to go on the run after a circumcision..
He would've been caught if he hadn't gotten that tip off.
For the past 1 year, I announced to my coworkers i am going to go for a run after work and then i don’t.
This is the longest running joke i’ve had.
My dog is so lazy!
He doesn't run after cars like other dogs. He stands on the sidewalk and takes the license plate numbers.
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