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Guess what my grades and whales have in common?

They rarely rise above "C" level. ᴴᵉˡᵖ

A very religious man's child was caught with measles....

The man put the child in his bed and trusted God to rescue him. A neighbor came by and said, “His temperature will soon be too high and will cause irreparable health problems, let me give him some medicine.”


“No thanks” replied the religious man. “I’ve prayed to God and I’m sure he will ...

I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school.

I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, “Look, boys…”

People often make fun of me for swallowing helium

But I rise above it.

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