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PresidentTrump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.

If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your ass, and crash on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19.
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By the time I realized my dad was right about everything,

I have a son that thinks I don't know shit.

We could use some George Carlin right about now.

But then he'd would be saying "I TOLD YOU SO!"
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Trump may be right about bleach...

The U.S. already uses it on chickens, why not use it on sheep?
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Technically Trump was right about when Covid-19 would go away.

Odds are we'll be opening back up by Easter.
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Why do the cows return from the fields right about when evening tea is ready?

It’s tea-pot calling the cattle back
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Apparently, Marx was right about religion being the opiate of the masses.

I just heard someone on the radio talking about mainlining Protestant churches.
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Donald Trump Was Right About Two Things

1. That every poll which showed him inevitably losing were incorrect

and

2. That the results were rigged
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It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing...

Never send a woman to do a man's job!
Bernie 2020!
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