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Rhythms Jokes

A couple live outside Buffalo, and are used to the rhythms of preparing for large snows.

One of these preparations for many years has been tuning in to the local radio station at 6:00 the night before a storm for an important announcement.

On a typical pre-storm night, the wife would tune in just prior to 6 to hear a message about which side of the street cars were to be parked o...

It was Xmas Eve and I could hear faint Latin rhythms and long guitar notes coming from behind the fireplace.

Santana was stuck up the chimney.

Did you know that the first ever musicians were also mathematicians?

Their music was based off log-rhythms

Why are Democrat robots so bad at dancing?

They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.

Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

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Al Gore is in the wrong line of work

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.

But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fa...

Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.

All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.

How do you describe how Al Gore plays drums?

Al-Gore-rhythms!

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order.

But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "

What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree?

Nice log rhythms

So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?

Al Gore Rhythms

Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band?

Because it had great circadian rhythms.

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

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