Your age + what rhythms with it

I am 28 and I can’t wait

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Al Gore is in the wrong line of work

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.

But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fa...

A couple live outside Buffalo, and are used to the rhythms of preparing for large snows.

One of these preparations for many years has been tuning in to the local radio station at 6:00 the night before a storm for an important announcement.

On a typical pre-storm night, the wife would tune in just prior to 6 to hear a message about which side of the street cars were to be parked o...

Did you know that the first ever musicians were also mathematicians?

Their music was based off log-rhythms

Why are Democrat robots so bad at dancing?

They were built with bad Al-Gore-rhythms.

Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.

All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.

How do you describe how Al Gore plays drums?

Al-Gore-rhythms!

Tony did all he could to avoid maths & decided to study Botany.

He later became famous for discovering that discarded tree trunks emit a regular pattern of sounds & is now focused on calculating the sounds.

After avoiding maths, he still ended up in a career solving Log rhythms

Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order.

But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band?

Because it had great circadian rhythms.

What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?

Al Gore Rhythms

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