A couple live outside Buffalo, and are used to the rhythms of preparing for large snows.

One of these preparations for many years has been tuning in to the local radio station at 6:00 the night before a storm for an important announcement.

On a typical pre-storm night, the wife would tune in just prior to 6 to hear a message about which side of the street cars were to be parked o...

It was Xmas Eve and I could hear faint Latin rhythms and long guitar notes coming from behind the fireplace.

Santana was stuck up the chimney.

Al Gore and a computer scientist started a band.

The Al Gore Rhythms

Why does Al Gore think he invented the internet?

Because it’s based on Al-Gore-rhythms

Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.

All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.

Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order.

But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "

Scientists have discovered a new species of moss that can perform arithmetic calculations.

They do this using algae-rhythms.

I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

So if he didn't invent the internet...

then why does everything in it run on "Al Gore rhythms"?

There was a Political Drum-Off last week, sponsored by the mathletes...

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree?

Nice log rhythms

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band?

Because it had great circadian rhythms.

What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'?

Al Gore Rhythms

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