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The relay race was close, but eventually we won.

For a while, it was touch-and-go.

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My friend Jennie broke her femur a couple days before the trail relay race.

So her husband Andy had to fill in for her leg.

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If everybody is a little bit racist... I suppose I hate the relay race the most. I feel like it's unfair they're teaming up on me.

And what the f*** do they have on me there passing that baton

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So a general feeling of dread gets invited to a relay race but unfortunately had to decline...

He said "I can't because of miasma"

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I explained to my son how batons are used in relay races, and he understood right away.

I gotta hand it to him.

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When’s the worst place to have an erection ?

During a relay race

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