Quarter Horse Jokes - 3 Hilarious Quarter Horse Jokes

When is a group of horses less than a whole horse?

When it’s three Quarter Horses.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a centaur?

A Quarter Horse.

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Seven Horse Jokes

Q Why was the young horse confused?

A He wasn't foal-ly aware of what was going on.

Q Why wouldn't that horse want to date the other horse?

A He didn't want to be a-filly-ated with her

Q Why did the horse need cough syrup?

A It caught a colt.

Q What was the ...

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