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Herds of wild horses roam the banks of narrow Norwegian inlets.

The majestic Fjord Mustangs.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets.

They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.

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