My wife immediately said, "I'm going outside to dig a hole to catch the rain water!" After the wife is gone I said to the rest of the family, "she means well"
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A Man With No Arms Is Looking For A Job
One day, as he is looking through the paper, he stumbles across a listing for a bell ringer at the local church. He thinks "I bet I could handle that" and walks down to the church early the next morning. He walks in and the priest says "how can I help you my son?". The guy with no arms says "I wanna...