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NSFW An Alabama girl comes home...

An Alabama girl comes home from college after dropping out. Her dad answers the door and asks her, โ€œwhat the hell are you doing here?โ€ She answers that she dropped out of college and wants to become a prostitute, and needs a place to stay. He shouts, โ€œNo way in hell are you becoming a prostitute! Th...

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A widow, Claire, was looking to move away from the city, and looked for a small town to live her final years in.

She drove a few hours out into the countryside to find a good place to move into. Eventually she came by Barkstown, and this peculiar name piqued her curiosity.

She drove in and was amazed by the amount of dogs there were in this town, but she was getting hungry from not eating all day.
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