Qur'an Jokes - 5 Hilarious Qur'an Jokes

I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD.

The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me.

Hey do you know why they don't smoke pot in the middle east?

... apparently burning the Qur'an gets you way more stoned.

A muslim man is riding a camel and his wife is walking

A muslim man is riding a camel through the desert and his wife is walking on foot 10 m in front of him.

Another muslim man notices that and says: Don't you know that Holy book of Qur'an says that wife should always walk behind her husband?

The first muslim answers: when the book of Qur...

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Religion is like a movie

The Torah is the first one, the New Testament is the sequel. The Qur'an is a reboot of the second - there's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore.

* Jews like the first movie, but ignore the sequels.
* Christians like the first two, but the third doesn't count.
* Muslims...

An ISIS militant stops a car with a Christian couple in it

ISIS militant stops the car of Christian couple.

ISIS militant: Are you Muslim?

Christian: Yes I am.

ISIS militant: Recite a verse from the Qur'an.

Christian man recites a verse from Bible.

ISIS guys: Yallah-ho-snackbar, you can go.

Later, Christian guy's w...

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