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Put Out Fire Jokes

What does a pimp use to put out fires?

Hose.

Apparently the Ronald Reagan library is burning at both ends.

But instead of fighting it directly, they should put out fires nearby and hope the water trickles down.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To put out fires.


Why do elephants have large, flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

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