Pterodactyls Jokes - 5 Hilarious Pterodactyls Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....

That just means urine on the joke.

Why can’t you hear pterodactyls when they use the toilet?

Because they’re extinct

What do pterodactyls do when they're afraid?

They scream in pterror.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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