Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied.The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.”“What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?” “Today an...
Me: "Oh, Magic 8 ball, can I do anything right?"
Other people in the pool hall: "Can you give that back?"
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So a man walks into a bar
He(we will call him Tom) walks into the bar and immediately sees a man sitting at the bar, Tom walks past him and goes into the pool hall, after about 15 minutes Tom leaves and sits next to the man at the bar.
Hey buddy whats up, wanna make a bet? The man(we will call him john) at the bar ...
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