**me *[pulling out my tuba]*:** Do u like veggie tales?
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Three new cellmates are contemplating their life sentences in prison.
The first guy pulls out a deck of playing cards and says, "Don't worry, guys. I brought these cards with me so that we can play poker to pass the time."
The second guy pulls out a harmonica and says, "I brought this harmonica so that I can play some music to cheer us up when we're feeling dow...
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar but the barman isn't there. He sits down at the bar and decides to eat one of the the peanuts. Sudddenly he hears a voice "You are very handsome" He looks around and he's still alone. A minute passes and he decides to have another nut and he hears the voice again. "An...