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Pit Bulls Jokes

Pit bulls are the dog breed that most values higher education

A lot of them go after their masters.

Dogs are the best. I have a lab.

It's a meth lab. But I guard it with pit bulls.

What is the difference between a hockey mom & a pit bull?

Pit bulls are intelligent and loving.

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What dog breed is the funniest?

Pit bulls, they leave everyone in stitches.



Disclaimer: I am a pit owner, and I still found this funny. Please don’t inundate me with pro-pitty rebuttals, I already know.

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A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night

While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said:

"Jesus is watching you!"

Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight at the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parr...

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