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Pinky Toe Jokes

I think my pinky toe is a bottem

It keeps getting smashed

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

You are like my pinky toe!

Cute, tiny and tonight I will bang you against the kitchen table.

My girlfriend reminds me of my pinky toe

She's small, cute, and will probably end up getting banged on my coffee table tonight

Girl, imma treat you like I treat my pinky toe

I'm going to bang you on all the furniture all night long

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My Girlfriend was born without her pinky toe and the sight of her foot makes me physically ill.

My therapist says I'm lack toes intolerant.

The two medical examiners

A seasoned medical examiner brings his new trainee to their very first crime scene. The grizzled veteran tells the rookie that “this is a messy one – are you sure you can handle it?”

The rookie says “of course – I’ve got this.”

So they go in and it is a mess. All sorts of human bits an...

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