Pigmy Jokes

Most kids brag about how tall their fathers are, but pigmy kids brag about how small their fathers are.

One day three kids are playing when one says, "My dad's only 3'1"."

2nd kid says, "That's nothing. My dad's 2'11"."

The 3rd kid was quiet so they asked, How tall is your dad?... read more

On a recent holiday to Africa I went on a wildlife safari. It was fantastic seeing all the animals in their natural habitat, until I found the biggest elephant I've ever seen in my life dead on the ground. Sitting on top of the elephant was a pigmy.

Me. "Thats the biggest elephant I've ev... read more

A hunter walking through the jungle found a huge, dead rhino with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little guy like you kill a huge beast like that?" The pigmy said, "I killed it with my club."

The astonish... read more

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.