Pickpocketing Jokes - 4 Hilarious Pickpocketing Jokes

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I like my sex the way I like my pickpocketing.

Nowhere near security cameras.

I got an award for pickpocketing

I didn't win it though

A new group of auto thieves have been pickpocketing keychains clipped to tourists' bags and belts.

Authorities say to be on the lookout for these Pirates of the Carabiners.

I have practiced everything until perfection, but nobody seems to notice

Don't misunderstand me. My pickpocketing has improved, but nobody seems to notice.

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