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With petrol prices now at £1.30 a litre

...it's actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere instead

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am going to go down on you, make you feel reall good. Then I'll slowly come back up and fuck you.

Lots of love, Petrol prices.

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