UPJOKE
fuel taxvenezuelasaudi arabiapetroleumcoloradogigalitreopecsupplydemandrussiaasdatescomorrisonshurricane rita1973 oil crisis

Gas Prices Jokes

Gas prices are so high...

That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..

Gas prices!

They say cocaine is a rich man's drug. I'm waiting to see people in business suits on the corner with a rag and a can of gasoline.

"Why are gas prices going up?" asked the minister.

"It appears the market's inflated" his advisor responded.

Gas prices are getting ridiculous

I went online to check the value of my car and it asked if the tank was empty or full.

Gas prices got so expensive that…

Tom Brady had to come out of retirement

Why are gas prices getting higher?

It still tastes the same to me.

What do Europeans facing high gas prices and Russian men have in common?

They both fear a draft

As a result of rising gas prices...

kidnap victims will no longer be taken to a second location.

With gas prices on the rise, I went to the gas station and asked for $5 worth of gas...

The attendant farted and gave me a receipt.

Feeling sick over increasing gas prices at the pump

You could call it the car owner virus

Because gas prices are so high I invented a car powered by talking.

However, being a man of few words, I quickly got tired of talking in order to get anywhere so I modified the car to run on thoughts alone. I'm very happy with the results because, well, it goes without saying.

Yea gas prices are going up but there’s still one thing that goes down every day

Yo mama

Gas prices are so high these days I used vodka in my lawnmower,

... now my grass is half cut.

60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for...

Coronavirus for president!

call me crazy, but i think it is possible for a Democratic president who spent his first term setting records for high inflation, gas prices and low approval ratings to win a second term in office

Jimmy Carter 2024

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I want to go down on you and make you happy. Then I want come back up slowly and fuck you hard...

Sincerely,

Gas prices

Things are pretty bad right now

Van Diesel was forced to change his name to Van Electric due to increasing gas prices.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Flash Sale!

With gas prices being so high, and inflation rising at such an alarming rate, I have no choice but to shamefully sell my nudes.

$1 to receive one
$50 to NOT receive one

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did hitler kill himself?

Because he saw the gas prices.

I’m gonna go down on you slowly... then when you’re enjoying it the most, I’ll work my way back up and f*ck you hard.

With love,
Gas Prices

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.