What do u call a Pegasus that is being sus

A megasus

A pegasus is a magic horse what is a magic cow?

A Fae-bull

I have a pet horse fly

I call him Pegasus

I also have a pet crane fly called Derrick

I briefly had a French cheese fly

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There’s a blond, redhead, and brunette on a cliff.

The cliff is magical, only granting a specific type of wish under certain conditions. You must jump off the cliff, and you are able to become anything you wish, but you must say it while falling.

The brunette jumps off the cliff and yells, “bird!” She becomes a beautiful dove, and flies awa...

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3 people went to heaven

(My mom told me this one when I was little, pretty sure it might be from somewhere else but hopefully at least not on this sub.)

3 people went to heaven, in front of them was a god.
God says "each of you must run down this cloudy road and scream what you want to be reincarnated as for your...

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