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Pasteurise Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk.

Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Why can't you see milk?

Because it always goes pasteurise

It’s crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days...

One blink and they’ve gone pasteurise.

Pat and Mick were walking down the street when Pat fell into a big hole filled with milk.

Mick runs over to the hole and asks:

“Pat, is it pasteurised?”

To which Pat replies:

“Nah, it’s only up to my knees!”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman asks her Milkman to fill her bath with milk..

He asks "Do you want that milk pasteurised?",

She replies "No, just up to my boobs please."

A Lady walks into a Grocery Store..

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk. "I have a skin problem and the Doctor prescribed a milk bath". The clerk asked "Pasteurised?" She replied "No just up to my chin"

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