Rushmore Jokes - 24 Hilarious Rushmore Jokes

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There were plans to have Chuck Norris's face on Mt. Rushmore

Unfortunately, the plans had to be scrapped because the granite was too soft to make his beard.

Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore

Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him

What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What happens when you travel to mount Rushmore

You will see a literal cliff face

Have you seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

It was unprecedented.

What makes people fall in love with Mount Rushmore?

It's the men with all the chiseled features.

What important historical fact can one learn from Mount Rushmore?

The best American Presidents were stoned.

What's a world famous, four-man rock group that doesn't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore.

If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore...

It will be a monumental disaster.

Mt. Rushmore wasn't built in a day.

A girl recently told me that she was impressed with my persistence. I replied with, "Mt. Rushmore wasn't built in a day. I'll chip away until you have something disappointing and smaller than imagined."

If the United States put Trump on Mount Rushmore,

It'll be "huge".

There were talks about adding Trumps' head to Mount Rushmore.

But they couldn't find rock that was thick enough.

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You can call my ass Mt Rushmore

Cause it could make a 138 year old man hard as rock

Apparently there was a Problem with a request to put Trump's Face on Mount Rushmore

It seems granite isn't a dense enough substance to accurately portray his head

If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed?

Four counts of defacing a national monument.

Chuck Norris

They wanted to add Chuck Norris' face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.

We were fed lies by our education system saying that there are only four faces carved in Mount Rushmore.

How can they miss John Cena and The Rock.

It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology.

It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.

Obama was offered to get his face carved into Mount Rushmore

But he declined. He didn't want to get ahead of himself.

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Did you guys here about what was going on at Mount Rushmore before the carvings?

Man, that shit was unpresidented.

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!
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When Trump said "We're going to put a man on the face of the moon" last night, he meant he wants his Space Force to laser-etch his face onto the moon

Get ready for Moont Rushmore

Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore?

Barack Obama!

Trump isn't the scariest president.

That Rushmore guy had four heads...

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