On Paper Jokes - 8 Hilarious On Paper Jokes

Communism sounds good on paper...

...unless you’re reading a history book.

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Communism is a System That Looks Pretty Great on Paper.

Unless of course, that paper makes up the pages of a History book.

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Boating sounds like a terrible idea on paper

But it's a thousand times better on water.

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You know, just based on my “relationship resume,” on paper, I’m a great catch!

In practice, however, I’m more catch and release.

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Write this joke down on paper

Then it won't just be bad, it'll be tearable.

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What do you call jokes written on paper?

Material.

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On an examination paper, The professor required his students to sign a form stating they had received no outside assistance...

....Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God.

The professor carefully studied the answer script....

...and then said: "You can sign with a clear conscience. God did not assist you."

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I just finished writing my book on penguins.

My publisher said it would've been better if I'd written it on paper.

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