I was caught masturbating in the library over the small print of laws and local regulations....
.....I got off on a technicality
The big print giveth
But the small print taketh
When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand..
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove t...
Boss: If I knew your writing was so small I'd never have hired you
Me: Well it was on my resume, you should have read the small print
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A son comes out as bisexual to his father.
A son comes out as bisexual to his father and asks if his father will still accept him. The father says yes of course he will.
A few months later the son fails his driving test and asks if his father will accept him. At that age the father used to cycle to school because he had failed it many...
Jokes about Dad's new glasses
My Dad needs glasses for the first time. He's in his 50s and needs them for reading small print. Happens to most people with age. No biggie... - However, I have worn glasses from a young age and he mocked me mercilessly for being a specky four-eyes with neverending delight. So now I have my op...