I had trouble getting drunk off the coast of East Africa
Turns out Zanzibar is sans a bar.
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A pirate walks into a bar... [Long]
A pirate walks into a bar. He has two peg legs, two hooks for hands, and is wearing two eyepatches. As he sits at the bar, one of the patrons turns to him and says, "Excuse me, I can't help but notice you have two peg legs. How did that happen?"
The pirate responds, "Yarrr, matey. I...
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