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Nuclear Plant Jokes

What do nuclear plants serve their workers for lunch?

Fission Chips

Why don't influencer work in nuclear plants.

Because they get paid just in exposure.

I've gotten a Graphic Design job at a nuclear plant

The pay is not great, but they told me I'd be getting some exposure.

I learned that Chernobyl Nuclear Plant has a 4.1 star rating on Google.

Apparently it would be more, but people ran out of fingers.

A woman died at her office birthday party.

She said she wanted yellow cake. Long story short, we're not allowed to have any more parties at the nuclear plant.

A boy in Russia asks his Grandpa...

Grandpa?” asked a little boy, “Is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Plant?”

“Yes, it’s true,” said the grandpa, and patted his grandson’s head.

“Is it also true that no one was harmed and there were no consequences whatsoever?”

“Yes, it’s true,” sai...

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Two guys named Bob are walking by a nuclear reactor.

Bob starts talking about how his great uncle twice removed worked at a nuclear plant and grew an extra arm.
Other Bob says, "well that would be awesome, I could use an extra arm."
Bob says, "oh, I think it could only happen to me, it's in my genetics."
Other Bob gets mad. "Bullshit, I could...

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