Once upon the time in a kingdom far far away, lived a king and his beautiful but unfaithful hot queen. For unknown reason, the barbarian invaded. Before the king rush to the border with the army, he puts a specially designed chastity belt on his wife and took the key with him. This chastity be...
Want to know why it’s called the British Channel, and not the French Channel?
Well to settle the argument a long while ago, British and French noblemen decided to race cats along the Channel for the naming rights.
So the British cat crossed the Channel in,
one, two, three, four and five easy steps.
The French cat attempted the crossing,